An uncontained anomalous entity has been confirmed in of Site OS-7-HOUSE. Auditors currently inside are advised to maintain documentation protocols regardless of personal circumstances. Data upload occurs automatically on biological cessation. Form OS-7-DEATH has been pre-filled. Next of kin notification is pending standard -day processing.
Site OS-7-HOUSE designates an structure at . First catalogued following reports of . Interior dimensions exceed exterior by factor . The discrepancy increases with each documented visit.
KNOWN ENTITIES: OS-7-E-01 "The Archivist" — humanoid, filing cabinet head, perpetually opening. Fatal on contact. OS-7-E-07 "" — . OS-7-E- — not yet catalogued. Auditors report it . All entity data uploads automatically on auditor termination.
LEGAL NOTE: Olympia Solutions is not liable for injuries, deaths, temporal displacement, identity dissolution, or experienced during or after field assessment. This was disclosed in Form OS-7, Section , Subsection . You signed it.
OS-7-E-01 presents as a humanoid in a grey business suit. The head is replaced by a filing cabinet drawer, perpetually and slowly opening. The drawer contains a personnel file. Auditors who observe the contents before termination report the file is about them, filled with information that should not exist. Legal has reviewed this and determined it raises no actionable liability.
. Auditors who encounter OS-7-E-07 are advised to immediately. Do not . Do not attempt to . Under no circumstances should you . The three auditors who did not follow this advice contributed valuable data. We are still looking for volunteers to investigate what happened to them.